Stevie-Kaye. 21. Perth, Australia.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?


People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote




can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA




wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste


clairetasterific asked: I totally posted as anon accidentally. Oops. At least I was nicer than the last anon. HAHA IN YOUR FACE LAST ANON. <3

I thought it was you! ahaha :) thank you dear <3